Hey San Francisco! Listen the FU** UP! You have pushed me to my limits for the last time. You have stolen from me, you have taken all of my money (even when I didn't have any) you have damaged my car multiple times. You have driven me to new levels of anger, you have put incredible strain on several relationships! You have even robbed me of the joy of a birthday.
I hope you fall off of California and sink to the farthest depths of the Pacific Ocean.
San Fran You can suck a bag of dicks.