Hey San Francisco! Listen the FU** UP! You have pushed me to my limits for the last time. You have stolen from me, you have taken all of my money (even when I didn't have any) you have damaged my car multiple times. You have driven me to new levels of anger, you have put incredible strain on several relationships! You have even robbed me of the joy of a birthday.
I hope you fall off of California and sink to the farthest depths of the Pacific Ocean.
San Francisco! It's the worst. The weather, the people, the cyclists, the dreary architecture and glum landscape… just ugh—why would any sane person want to live in this urine-scented homeless/Tweeker wasteland?
San Fran You can suck a bag of dicks.